Ladies and gentlemen, the music video for the “Bad Blood” remix featuring Kendrick Lamar premiered tonight, and it’s everything we wanted it to be and more.

Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

 

Taylor and Selena Gomez have an intense fight scene.

 Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

Lena Dunham smokes a cigar.

Lena Dunham smokes a cigar.

 

Ellie Goulding holds a freaking BAZOOKA GUN.

 Ellie Goulding holds a freaking BAZOOKA GUN.

And also fires it.

Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

 

Taylor Swift wears this futuristic thing.

 Taylor Swift wears this futuristic thing.

Taylor punches Karlie Kloss.

Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

 

Zandaya and Taylor wield knives.

 Zandaya and Taylor wield knives.

Gigi Hadid holds this cool gadget thing with a cool dog

Gigi Hadid holds this cool gadget thing.

And also hangs out with a cool dog.

 

Cara Delevingne makes this face.

 Cara Delevingne makes this face.

MARISKA AND ELLEN ARE BADASS HUMANS.

Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

 

CINDY CRAWFORD LITERALLY CATWALKS AND NODS.

 Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection

And Taylor’s entire squad walks through an explosion.

Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" Music Video Is Fierce Perfection