I can’t wait to visit your parents this weekend
Some of us didn’t have the luxury of an expensive education.
Take it from me, a huge creep
The best years of your life may also be the craziest. College may not be exactly how you expect it, but you’ll definitely never forget it!
Straight A’s? Not a problem. You’re going to spend at least 3 hours a day in the library studying your butt off.