1. How to cook with one pot and make as minimal a mess as possible so you don’t have a lot of cleaning to do after.
2. How to cook all your meals for the week on a Sunday.
3. How to cook for a party of one.
4. How much junk food to stock in your pantry.
5. How to balance all your groceries on your feeble arms and carry them up 10 flights of stairs.
6. How to budget your money and make it last until the next pay day.
7. How to never forget your keys before leaving home.
8. How to manage your social life.
9. How to keep your clothes neatly pressed without actually ironing them.
10. How to remove stains on carpets. Or how to cover it up craftily.
11. How to go as long as possible without having to do laundry.
12. How long you can go without having to clear out the rubbish bins.
13. How to keep plants alive.
14. How to change lightbulbs without getting electrocuted.
15. How to remove the stink off your shoes.
16. How to nurse yourself when you get sick. Or hungover.
17. How to manage your sleep time so you don’t wake up cranky the next day.
18. How often you should call up your mum so she knows you’re still alive.
19. And how to control yourself from just running back to your parent’s house at every chance you get.