1. When you come home after a long day at work and their boyfriend is on the couch. AGAIN.
2. When their alarm clock is goin’ off and they ain’t even home.
3. When you catch them wearing something of yours they DIDN’T ask to borrow.
4. When your roommate puts an EMPTY jug of milk back into the fridge.
5. When they ask for a bite of YOUR precious food that you slaved over.
6. When you confront your roommate about forgetting to take out the trash FOR THE THIRD WEEK IN A ROW.
7. When they come struttin’ in the house with shopping bags when they still owe you utilities money.
8. When your roommate unexpectedly brings home a cute boy and you’re lookin’ hella tragic.
9. When you gotta walk around in a makeshift hazmat suit ‘cuz your roommate is sick and spreadin’ their diseases.
10. When you clean out the fridge and find extraterrestrial life growing on their uneaten leftovers from months ago.
11. When you trynna watch some Netflix and they trynna start some dialogue with you.
12. When you go for a glass of water and the Brita is empty as fuck.
13.And when you trynna go to bed but all you can hear is SEX.