1. “We’ve all been to elementary school, so aren’t we all kind of experts on it?”

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2. “When I retire, I still want to do something, so I think I might take up teaching.”

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3. “Have you ever thought about making your class more fun?”

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4. “If you really cared about kids, you wouldn’t worry about the salary.”

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5. “If you managed your time at school, I bet you wouldn’t need to plan lessons and grade on the weekends.” 

 

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6. “You’ll never be a truly great teacher until you have your own kids.”

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7. “Why do you make them read so much and write so many essays? Why do you give such hard grades?”

 

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8. “I pay taxes in this district, so technically you work for me.”

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9. “Ohh, you teach kindergarten, that must be fun. Playing and singing all day.”

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10. “Why are you so strict? They’re just kids.”

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11. “How hard can it be? You have all summer off.”

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12. “Teaching is nice, but don’t you want to be more successful and make more money?” 

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